Let this be a warning to you all! Toblerones are cursed!! They are evil!!
But seriously, they are. At my work there was NEVER a toblerone in the snack machine until six weeks ago.I loved them, so I knew that it was either a sign that good things were about to happen, or it was the universe’s way of saying “Crap’s about to fall on your head so you’re going to need this chocolate to get through it!”. Unfortunately, it was the latter.
The day I had the first toblerone, my Dad went into hospital with a stroke.
A week later I had a second toblerone, and they found the brain tumor.
Then last week I risked another toblerone, and they found a blood clot on my Dad’s left lung.
So now I am staying away from them. Everytime I have one, bad things happen.
