Holy freaking crap, I just had the scariest car drive ever. I’m still shaking.
Seriously.
So I needed to get a few groceries, and go to the chemist. I drove to Mt Druitt first to go to Woolworths, and while driving through the car park under a tree, FREAKING HUGE SPIDER crawls across my windscreen. Now believe me when I say this was one huge bastard of a spider. Light brown. It crawled from the roof, top right, right across the windscreen, diagonally to the bonnet at the left. Then it disappeared. I was praying to got that it fell off the car.
Freaking out now, I somehow managed to park the car. When I got out, I couldn’t see the spider anywhere. I convinced myself that it had fallen off, or jumped off. After all, what would a spider want with a car.
I did my shopping, then it took me about ten minutes to work up the courage to get back into my car. I drove from shops at Mt Druitt to the chemist at Rooty Hill, and it came back!
The freaking spider didn’t fall off! It ran back cross the bonnet, across the windscreen, then stopped right on the driver’s side window.
You don’t know how freaking scary it is to see the underside of a spider. You’re not supposed to see that part!!
I bashed on the window, and it disappeared. Now, this time, it looked like it fell off.
I am still praying it fell off.
Now I was picturing the spider clutching onto the underside of the car, like in Cape Fear.
I kept driving, did my chemist shopping. Then while driving back, I went around the block, and suddenly realized that I would have to drive past the spot on the road where I bashed the spider off.
It could jump back on!
I was seriously freaking out. I’m not exaggerating. I’m that scared of spiders.
However, as I was driving past, I did see a brown smudgey thing on the road. I’ve decided to convince myself that the spider fell off, and got run over by another car.
The freakiest thing is that when I got out of my car at home, there was a single strand of spiderweb hanging off the car door.
Seriously, why do spiders have it in for me?
Yesterday, while I was playing Afrika on PS3, a spider descended from the roof right in front of my face. Seriously, it was dangling between my eyes.
What is wrong with them? Why can’t spiders leave me the hell alone? I don’t go invading their holes, or wherever they live!
